- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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