What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Your Mom The End.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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i found waldo.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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