- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Who wants water? I do.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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