i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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