- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

men's rights activists

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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