- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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