- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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