- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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