- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

My Nan, that is all.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

drugs.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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