i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

All of these jokes are about white people

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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