- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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