Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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