whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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