- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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