What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Your face is hilarious.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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