A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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