- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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