- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A seal walks into a club.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why did you poop because you are a poop

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Tucker Rivera

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

read this sentence again.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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