- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

good looking women

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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