- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

If you have a stroke, call 000

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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