- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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