Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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