- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

anti-joke.ru - russian style

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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