- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Communism hehe xd

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