- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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