- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A penis walks into a bar..

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why are white people white? I don't know

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A seal walks into a club.

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