- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

George W. Bush

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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