Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Knock knock.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A pope meets another one

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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