- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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