- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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