- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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