Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

38 studio's new game... Finance City

the economy.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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