- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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