What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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