Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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