Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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i'm hard

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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