- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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