- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Anyone can post anything.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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