- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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