- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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