Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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