Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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