whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A pope meets another one

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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