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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Can anyone Lenin money?

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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