- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's funny? Women's rights.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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