- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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