Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A man did not like this site

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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