- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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