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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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