- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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