- Anti Joke

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.