- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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