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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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