What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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