- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Whats green? The color green.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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