why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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