what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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