- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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