- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Whats green? The color green.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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