kathryn atkins

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Tunechi

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