- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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