- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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