- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

I don't get it

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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