- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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