- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

mikey is cute

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

An man walks to a bra

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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