How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Anti Joke

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