- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Knock Knock Who's there

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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