- Anti Joke

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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The Anti Joke Book

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word