Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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