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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar