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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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