Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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