What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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penis in the camel

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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A car walks into a bar.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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