Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Leave. Now.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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