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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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