What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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PENIS :)

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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