what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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PENIS :)

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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