Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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