- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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