What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's long and black The unemployment line

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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