- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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