- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's the difference between a duck?

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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