A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

i committed murder

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

PENIS lol

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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