Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What if I told you.....potatoe

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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