Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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your so fat. your fat!

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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