- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Niall Horan

Worms don't like apples.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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