- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Neither have I

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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