What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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