Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

a chinese man pays the full price

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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